Hey, no offense but do you want to hold hands?
it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks
i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
i always flip the first test page extra loudly just to show everyone that im better than them
ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:
i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone.
Im not a bitch I am the bitch